ED-P: Reflecting on 2009

As the year 2009 draws to a close,
There is a question that one must pose.
The political scene has been one hell of a show,
But here’s what the world really wants to know:
What did the ED-P regulars do this year?
That is what they really must hear.

Anarcho’s still the P.M. and the guy in charge,
Comrade Mann became a criminal at large,
(But not anymore)!
Dermie’s still China’s whore,
While pockybot’s still ED-P’s Conspiracy King, no surprise there!
METALFumasu’s now in charge of the Death Star,
But that’s not the strangest thing in the forum by far.
Mann’s President of Apocalypistan, a country of zombies,
We’re not exactly sure if they wear Abercrombie.

BlueCollarJoe’s still the oldest reg here,
In other news, political geek turned 17 this year.
Omnileech tried to correct facts on every page,
And mitoguard's still the lurking political sage.
Curse brought us the latest on Australia’s proposed Great Firewall,
Conroy’s still pushing it forward, damn it all!
Meanwhile Amora and Mokie went at it like cats and dogs,
And some of the Regs made a group blog!

As the collective ED-P flips 2009 and the rest of "Big Zero" the bird,
From the depths of the subforum a newb’s tiny voice can be heard.
It asks: “What sort of political year will 2010 be?”
The Zen Master say, “We’ll see.”


© METALFumasu aka The-Metal-Maniac